CARS

AUDI: Another Ugly Deutsche Invention.
BMW: Bring Me Women.
FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
FORD: Fix Or Repair Daily.
SAAB: Shape Appears Ass-Backwards.
HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
VOLVO: Very Odd Vehicular Large Object
PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything.
DACIA: Daca Ai Cap Iei Alta